The Kingdom of Chineva is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Auguste I of Bijouvia with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.197 billion Chinevans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chineva. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinevan economy, worth 863 trillion Bijouvian Lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,112 Bijouvian Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, nothing gets the party jumping like Auguste I of Bijouvia specifying how high, and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime is totally unknown. Chineva's national animal is the Chinevan Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Palatine Christianity.

Chineva is ranked 10,892^nd in the world and 3^rd in Palatine for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 410.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.