The Supreme General Management of Chipol is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Victor Volkov with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.503 billion Chipolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magos. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The thriving Chipolian economy, worth 116 trillion Blue Diamond Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,207 Blue Diamond Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, and missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipol's national animal is the Azure Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Coporatis.

Chipol is ranked 319,139^th in the world and 6^th in The Nationstates Grocery Store for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -129.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.