The Free Land of Ciltyn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kahn Ogotai Khulan with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.105 billion Ciltynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucretia. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ciltynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,949 trillion Togrogs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,886 Togrogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", news headlines usually include p-values, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and it's never "just a game" with Ciltynian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciltyn's national animal is the Mongolian Wild Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ciltyn is ranked 242,245^th in the world and 81^st in Ensio for Most Primitive, scoring -130.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.