The Most Serene Republic of Citerow is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.447 billion Citerowians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Citerowian economy, worth 75.2 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,962 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,478 per year while the poor average 5,428, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Citerow's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Citerow is ranked 112,817^th in the world and 1^st in Hyrule field for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 88.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.