The Cradle of Civilization is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning Human population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.338 billion Civilizationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The Civilizationian economy, worth 967 trillion Times a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,753 Times, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Civilization's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Civilization is ranked 132,362^nd in the world and 2^nd in History for Most Primitive, scoring -43.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.