The Republic of Classy Le Libertia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.399 billion Classy Le Libertians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 7.2%.

The very strong Classy Le Libertian economy, worth 538 trillion fleur-de-lis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,719 fleur-de-lis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, the official Classy Le Libertian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and a major religion has been named as Classy Le Libertia's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Classy Le Libertia's national animal is the giant tortoise.

Classy Le Libertia is ranked 85,548^th in the world and 24^th in Libertium for Most Primitive, scoring 21.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.