The Queendom of Cleopatra XVI is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 532 million Cleopatra XVIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 46.1%.

The very strong Cleopatra XVIian economy, worth 27.9 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,536 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleopatra XVI's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cleopatra XVI is ranked 77,933^rd in the world and 3^rd in Tallinia Puppet Storage for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,022.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.