The Republic of Cloudflare Inc is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The democratic population of 1.476 billion Cloudflare Incians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cloudflare Incian economy, worth 108 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,545 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloudflare Inc's national animal is the shares, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cloudflare Inc is ranked 101,943^rd in the world and 593^rd in OTC Markets for Most Developed, scoring 60.99 on the Human Development Index.