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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rdLargest Populations: 170th
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CLU

Population37.674 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 37.674 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 9,534 trillion arcade tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,071 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 3,278th in the world and 2nd in Discordia for Highest Average Incomes, with 253,071.62 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rdLargest Populations: 170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 269thLargest Publishing Industry: 384thHighest Economic Output: 477thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 502ndSmartest Citizens: 605thLargest Gambling Industry: 991stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,047thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,064thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,093rdBest Weather: 1,471stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,579thMost Cultured: 1,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,783rdRudest Citizens: 1,820thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,221stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,618thSafest: 2,856thHighest Average Incomes: 3,278thHealthiest Citizens: 3,318thMost Influential: 3,578thMost Developed: 3,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,179thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,157thMost Stationary: 9,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,944thTop
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Nudest: 10,327thLargest Governments: 10,463rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,373rdMost Secular: 11,653rdHighest Drug Use: 11,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,258th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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