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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th Largest Populations: 171st
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CLU

Population36.06 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.06 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 9,459 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 262,334 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of arcade tokens are spent to take high-quality photos of the Grid Bug Nebula, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by CLUians, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 974th in the world and 1st in Discordia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 19,826.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27thLargest Populations: 171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 277thHighest Economic Output: 396thLargest Publishing Industry: 417thSmartest Citizens: 546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 560thHighest Disposable Incomes: 927thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 931stLargest Gambling Industry: 974thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,051stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,452ndBest Weather: 1,484thRudest Citizens: 1,498thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,519thMost Cultured: 1,604thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,194thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,364thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,487thHighest Average Incomes: 2,504thSafest: 2,736thMost Influential: 3,075thMost Developed: 3,148thHealthiest Citizens: 3,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,329thHighest Drug Use: 6,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,930thNudest: 8,039thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,643rdMost Secular: 9,946thLargest Governments: 10,329thMost Stationary: 10,650thLowest Crime Rates: 12,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,473rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,662nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mikeswill".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prohibit Private Prisons"".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by CLUians.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.

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