The Empire of Cold Cuts Chef is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning trotter population. The hard-working population of 7 million Cold Cuts Chefians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The Cold Cuts Chefian economy, worth 290 billion credits a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 41,436 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cold Cuts Chef's national animal is the trotter, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Cold Cuts Chef is ranked 173,265^th in the world and 1^st in Cold Cuts Chef for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 325.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.