The State of Cold War Enclave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.663 billion Cold War Enclaveans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Cold War Enclavean economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 66,901 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,809 per year while the poor average 13,646, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Cold War Enclave has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cold War Enclave's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cold War Enclave is ranked 223,510^th in the world and 1^st in West Berlin for Most Beautiful Environments, with 431.88 pounds of wildlife per square mile.