The Colony of Colonial Ixnay is a very large, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 331 million Colonial Ixnayians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.

The powerhouse Colonial Ixnayian economy, worth 27.1 trillion Half Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,789 Half Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and Colonial Ixnay has designated Colonial Ixnay City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonial Ixnay's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonial Ixnay is ranked 45,142^nd in the world and 3^rd in Colonies for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,105.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.