The State of Command Schjetman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.28 billion Command Schjetmanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Command Schjetmanian economy, worth 993 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 31,775 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 89,696 per year while the poor average 9,011, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Command Schjetman has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Command Schjetman's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Command Schjetman is ranked 77,769^th in the world and 463^rd in State for Largest Black Market, with 4.70 trillion Standard Monetary Units.