The Federation of Commonu 5 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 2.285 billion Commonu 5ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulpinia. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Commonu 5ian economy, worth 83.7 trillion Golog²s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,611 Golog²s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warning signs caution Commonu 5ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonu 5's national animal is the Azathoth's drunk cousin.

Commonu 5 is ranked 143,794^th in the world and 2^nd in Fun for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,155.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.