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Highest Drug Use: 616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 643rdMost Armed: 787th
The Holy Red Ochlocratic Fiefdom of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
The (NationStates) Flame Burns Brighter (Moo)
Obstreperous Blob of the Ungovernable
Influence
Hermit
Governor / Most Glorious Primarch Of The Outer Rim
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Communal Seaday

Population2.439 billion

CapitalThe Rave
LeaderObstreperous Blob of the Ungovernable
FaithFreethoughtism

Currencybitcoin
Animalcow

The Holy Red Ochlocratic Fiefdom of Communal Seaday is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Obstreperous Blob of the Ungovernable with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.439 billion Anarchists are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Rave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Anarchopilled economy, worth 334 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,333 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,241,170 per year while the poor average 1,827, a ratio of 679 to 1.

Guns don't kill people — heroes do, politicians live in luxury, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Communal Seaday's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freethoughtism.

Communal Seaday is ranked 32,217th in the world and 1st in Outer Rim for Highest Average Incomes, with 137,333.8 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 643rdMost Armed: 787thMost Pro-Market: 853rdHighest Crime Rates: 909thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 990thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,354thFattest Citizens: 1,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,697thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,810thRudest Citizens: 1,980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,086thMost Avoided: 2,271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,525thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,027thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,452ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,058thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,061stLargest Retail Industry: 7,376thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 25,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,233rdLargest Mining Sector: 29,746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,497thLargest Insurance Industry: 30,890th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, politicians live in luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, guns don't kill people — heroes do.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
  • : Communal Seaday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Insurance Industry, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Communal Seaday, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.

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