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Nudest: 7,377thMost Influential: 8,073rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,547th
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Comrade Kelly

Population11.464 billion

Currencypeso
Animallion

The Youtuber of Comrade Kelly is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.464 billion Comrade Kellyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The all-consuming Comrade Kellyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,122 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The sun now sets on the Comrade Kellyian Empire, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Comrade Kelly, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Kelly's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comrade Kelly is ranked 223,366th in the world and 69th in Philippines for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 759.55 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Nudest: 7,377thMost Influential: 8,073rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,547thLargest Black Market: 10,655thMost Secular: 12,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,723rdTop
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Most Armed: 18,084thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,117thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,723rdMost Stationary: 20,758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,775thMost Conservative: 21,937thHighest Economic Output: 23,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,209thMost Authoritarian: 32,078th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Comrade Kelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Comrade Kelly, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Comrade Kelly, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
  • : Following new legislation in Comrade Kelly, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Comrade Kelly.
  • : Following new legislation in Comrade Kelly, the sun now sets on the Comrade Kellyian Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Comrade Kelly, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Comrade Kelly.
  • : Comrade Kelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Comrade Kelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Comrade Kelly, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Comrade Kelly, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.

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