The Confederacy of Comuni is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Baphomet with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.517 billion Comunians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravensworth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunian economy, worth a remarkable 9,813 trillion Hammers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 301,781 Hammers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,799,618 per year while the poor average 3,059, a ratio of 914 to 1.

The government has spread itself thin, morning birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the morning patrol, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, and dictionaries have tripled in size listing alternative spellings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Comuni is ranked 99,424^th in the world and 5,586^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,326.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.