The Republic of Confederacion analitica-aceleracional is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Presidente Georges García with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.148 billion Acceleracionalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miskatonic. The average income tax rate is 34.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacion analitica-aceleracionalian economy, worth 852 trillion Bytcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,253 Bytcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, torture is illegal, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederacion analitica-aceleracional's national animal is the Xenomorph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Confederacion analitica-aceleracional is ranked 287,880^th in the world and 80^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -520.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.