The Free purple crown republic of Confederate Farmers is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by brownMatriarch Queen Valerie Quintanilla with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.102 billion Confederate Americans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate Farmersian economy, worth a remarkable 7,013 trillion The continitals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,304 The continitals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that BrownMatriarch Queen Valerie Quintanilla dislikes are turned away at the border, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederate Farmers's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Separation of church and state.

Confederate Farmers is ranked 155,333^rd in the world and 24^th in Dixie for Most Developed, scoring 55.16 on the Human Development Index.