The Fiefdom of Conopian Companys is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.275 billion Conopian Companysians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Conopian Companysian economy, worth 236 trillion Consas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,343 Consas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,240 per year while the poor average 18,445, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and mothers refer to leaving the house as "the Great Escape". Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conopian Companys's national animal is the Tui, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conopian Companys is ranked 231,387^th in the world and 1^st in Conopia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,445.77 Standard Monetary Units.