Population | 3.067 billion |
Capital | New Gatlinburg |
Leader | Tom O'Brian |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bassett Hound |
The Republic of Conservative Dixie is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tom O'Brian with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.067 billion Conservative Dixieans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gatlinburg. The average income tax rate is 10.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Conservative Dixiean economy, worth 305 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 99,627 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Postcards from Conservative Dixiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, the first sword of Conservative Dixie does not run, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative Dixie's national animal is the Bassett Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Conservative Dixie is ranked 8,723rd in the world and 1st in The New Moderate Alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 89,465.66 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Conservative Dixie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Dixie, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Dixie, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
- : Conservative Dixie agreed to construct embassies between The New Moderate Alliance and Donmi States.
- : Conservative Dixie agreed to construct embassies between The New Moderate Alliance and The Planet Renooth Frontier.
- : Conservative Dixie agreed to construct embassies between The New Moderate Alliance and The Planet Renooth.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Dixie, the first sword of Conservative Dixie does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Dixie, postcards from Conservative Dixiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Conservative Dixie was banned from Opus Dei by The Immaculate Contraption of Holy Mother of God.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Dixie, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New Gatlinburg make great practice for foreign snipers.