The Holy Red Roses of Coppermen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kyrion Belen Orologas with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.088 billion Coppermen enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronze Bull. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cupric economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion Copper Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,949 Copper Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, Kyrion Belen Orologas is considering changing the Cupric flag to one with more glitter, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coppermen's national animal is the Copperhead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sacred Phallocentism.

Coppermen is ranked 28,953^rd in the world and 43^rd in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.35 law-abiding acts per hour.