The Kiyo Stat Hoarder of Criboutit is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aidan Kennedy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.356 billion British are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leocester. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 852 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 195,743 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, Aidan Kennedy reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Criboutit's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Criboutit is ranked 19,089^th in the world and 10^th in Sancturia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,445.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.