The Principality of Criil is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.581 billion Criilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reeal. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The powerhouse Criilian economy, worth 130 trillion Saliras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,233 Saliras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, time flies when you're not having fun, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Criil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Criil is ranked 125,792^nd in the world and 489^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,356.37 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.