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Largest Populations: 1,495thHighest Economic Output: 3,385thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,790th
The VRCC Bishopric of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Vice-Delegate and Resident Cardinal
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population32.531 billion

CapitalThe Holy See
LeaderThe Prelature Pope

Currencycrayola marker
Animalscarlet parakeet

The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.531 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 3,462 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 106,441 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 592,144 per year while the poor average 9,577, a ratio of 61.8 to 1.

90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 167,036th in the world and 4th in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.83 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Populations: 1,495thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,385thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,300thFattest Citizens: 5,312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,670thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,841stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,930thMost Influential: 9,421stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,595thMost Pro-Market: 13,592ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,531stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,895thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,311th

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