The United States of Cuckusa is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 667 million Cuckusans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cucksville DC. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The strong Cuckusan economy, worth 47.6 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,350 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Cucksville DC Times is sold out, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime is totally unknown. Cuckusa's national animal is the Snowbunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cuckusa is ranked 93,118^th in the world and 90^th in United States of America for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,197.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.