The Emirate of Cuke is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Non-Veg population. The hard-working population of 14.564 billion Cukeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Cukean economy, worth 644 trillion Turnips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 44,272 Turnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuke's national animal is the Non-Veg.

Cuke is ranked 199,949^th in the world and 3^rd in Legion of the Cuke for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.