The District of Cuthbert Sebastian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.391 billion Cuthans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Cuthbert Sebastianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,560 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,624 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,602 per year while the poor average 2,075, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Liard has just been declared ruler of Cuthbert Sebastian in an international press conference, surveillance cameras are banned, Cuthbert Sebastian has designated District City as its capital city, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cuthbert Sebastian's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cuthbert Sebastian is ranked 47,392^nd in the world and 1^st in Saint Kitts and Nevis for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,845.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.