The Sovereign Nation of Cutias is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.042 billion Cutisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 270,211 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Entomologists flock to Paca Tatu for its remarkable gadfly population, foreign workers are flooding in as Bitcoins flood out, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intelligent design.

Cutias is ranked 1,658^th in the world and 1^st in HUNTERS for Most Cultured, scoring 290 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.