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The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
None shall stop our conquest!
Influence
Power
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cutote

Population36.588 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.588 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 37,152 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,015,433 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,164,963 per year while the poor average 28,964, a ratio of 281 to 1.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Rabbit-Tevs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Cutote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 2,920th in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Populations, with 36.6 billion capita.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thFattest Citizens: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thMost Efficient Economies: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Retail Industry: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdMost Patriotic: 23rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28thHighest Economic Output: 29thMost Armed: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thMost Ignorant Citizens: 53rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 62ndRudest Citizens: 73rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 102ndLargest Governments: 132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319thMost Secular: 405thMost Stationary: 417thLowest Crime Rates: 661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,283rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,472ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,108thLargest Populations: 2,920thTop
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Most Influential: 4,612thMost Conservative: 4,980thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,963rdLargest Black Market: 13,012thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,428thMost Extreme: 32,310th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Cutote.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Rabbit-Tevs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the libraries of Cutote are staffed by lone, lonely librarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.

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