The Woodhouse Sanctum of Cyclades Islander is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical population of 28.26 billion Cyclades Islanderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The all-consuming Cyclades Islanderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,692 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,288 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyclades Islander's national animal is the swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cyclades Islander is ranked 94,662^nd in the world and 1^st in Cyclades for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.