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Largest Welfare Programs: 72ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Mmm... Czech, please
Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek
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Czechostan

Population15.94 billion

CapitalSlajvekin
LeaderPremiér Jadwiga Kypchek

Currencyceg
Animalrobin

The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.94 billion Czechostanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 4,316 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 270,779 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 206,986th in the world and 4th in Absurdistan for Fattest Citizens, with 0.97 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 72ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78thMost Advanced Public Transport: 100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138thMost Advanced Public Education: 175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rdLargest Governments: 251stMost Developed: 262ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 277thMost Beautiful Environments: 278thLongest Average Lifespans: 298thMost Cultured: 306thMost Pacifist: 309thMost Rebellious Youth: 310thMost Inclusive: 317thNicest Citizens: 335thLeast Corrupt Governments: 351stHealthiest Citizens: 430thBest Weather: 446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 458thMost Valuable International Artwork: 476thMost Subsidized Industry: 571stSmartest Citizens: 587thHighest Poor Incomes: 814thLowest Crime Rates: 948thSafest: 1,213thMost Efficient Economies: 1,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,547thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,350thHighest Average Incomes: 2,667thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,822ndNudest: 10,061stTop
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Largest Populations: 11,704thMost Politically Free: 13,123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,149thMost Income Equality: 15,801stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,074thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,875th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Czechostan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, a government program is underway to revitalize Czechostan's beaches.
  • : Czechostan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Theada and Mackiland.

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