The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Anatol von Below with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.142 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth an astonishing 13,266 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 455,238 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, Czechostan successfully hosted the Absurdistan Olympics, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechostan is ranked 311,533^rd in the world and 6^th in Absurdistan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -49.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.