The Community of Czeska Republic is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.007 billion Czeska Republicians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Czeska Republician economy, worth 229 trillion triqs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,160 triqs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,404 per year while the poor average 3,583, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Czeska Republic's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Czeska Republic is ranked 137,471^st in the world and 1^st in Czeska Republic for Most Patriotic, with 11.24 flags saluted per person per day.