The Federal Republic of Czestowalskalia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jan DS Miroslavi-Svoboda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.902 billion Czestowalskalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pravsa. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Czestowalskalian economy, worth 276 trillion Čestowan koronas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,771 Čestowan koronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes, airport security is provided by private companies, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and there is something rotten in the state of Czestowalskalia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czestowalskalia's national animal is the Čestowan lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Czestowalskalia is ranked 79,992^nd in the world and 7^th in Tsumonrin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.65 law-abiding acts per hour.