The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Czimo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.459 billion Czimons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 536 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,325 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 2,701^st in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,201.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.