The Borderlands of D1zzy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Daar with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 3.026 billion D1zzyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D1zzyness. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The D1zzyian economy, worth 180 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,509 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Recognizing the D1zzyian flag qualifies you for citizenship, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime is totally unknown. D1zzy's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Menta.

D1zzy is ranked 23,527^th in the world and 7^th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,986.77 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.