The Social Democratic Republic of Mynox is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Willy Brandt with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.718 billion Mynoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotes Wien. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mynoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,494 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,734 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown. Mynox's national animal is the Federal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.

Mynox is ranked 1,099^th in the world and 18^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 79.26 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.