The Matriarchy of Dacarbatia 2 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.107 billion Dacarbatia 2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dacarbatia 2ian economy, worth 44.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,979 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, what happens in court stays in court, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacarbatia 2's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dacarbatia 2 is ranked 61,475^th in the world and 9^th in Dacarbatia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,273.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.