The State of DaHae is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 12.061 billion DaHaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The DaHaean economy, worth 527 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,732 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, DaHaean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and DaHae has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DaHae's national animal is the deer.

DaHae is ranked 179,486^th in the world and 5^th in Great Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 707.68 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.