The Republic of Dai Mo is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and smutty television. The cynical population of 45 million Moans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dai Moan economy, worth 1.71 trillion Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,084 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the cool kids have tetanus, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dai Mo's national animal is the dragon.

Dai Mo is ranked 302,889^th in the world and 189^th in Eladria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.