The Colony of Dall Lin is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.498 billion Dall Linians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dall Linian economy, worth 492 trillion Citas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 26,627 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dall Lin's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dall Lin is ranked 276,331^st in the world and 1^st in The Black Sun for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 413.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.