The State of Darcy McGee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.754 billion Darcy McGeeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Darcy McGeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,682 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,838 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,843 per year while the poor average 2,677, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Darcy McGee's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darcy McGee's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darcy McGee is ranked 147,703^rd in the world and 407^th in Ancient Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -52.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.