The Constitutional Monarchy of Darthworme is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 50 million Darthwormeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Darthwormean economy, worth 2.76 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,104 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the black market offers sweet deals, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Darthwormean language, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darthworme's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Darthworme is ranked 193,061^st in the world and 16^th in Banfield for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 58.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.