The Empire of Das Kaiser Reich is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Heinrich Wilhelm with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.26 billion Prussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Prussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion Imperial Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,716 Imperial Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das Kaiser Reich's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Das Kaiser Reich is ranked 15,668^th in the world and 2^nd in The Alterran Republic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,200.64 pounds of wildlife per square mile.