The Free Land of Dative is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dat boi with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.528 billion Dativeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouann. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dativean economy, worth 300 trillion Exoneses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 85,082 Exoneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bambi has been banned, soporific speeches from Dat boi have left the opposition utterly knocked out, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, and it is written that unbelievers perish in fire and brimstone but that's okay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dative's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yobama.

Dative is ranked 234,523^rd in the world and 10^th in Number for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.