The Land of David Eric is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dave with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.262 billion Davidites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffeetown. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Davidish economy, worth a remarkable 2,204 trillion Margrasian francs a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,846 Margrasian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Good looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, David Eric's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, in a fit of passion Dave has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime is totally unknown. David Eric's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

David Eric is ranked 25,391^st in the world and 7^th in The Sea of Love for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,061.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.