The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.789 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,419 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 290,028 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, sex-ed is child's play, the children of CheeseBurrito are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and CheeseBurrito is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 1,141^st in the world and 19^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 78.63 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.