The Federation of De Ivory is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.55 billion De Ivoryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant De Ivoryian economy, worth 19.1 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 12,349 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. De Ivory's national animal is the penguin.

De Ivory is ranked 250,088^th in the world and 1^st in Mulitverse assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.