The Rígdacht of Deacarsia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Proinsias II with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.768 billion Deacarsi are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donphitt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Deacarsic economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,073 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 587,984 per year while the poor average 39,224, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Deacarsia's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Deacarsia is ranked 289,725^th in the world and 2^nd in Albosiac for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.