Population | 38.307 billion |
Capital | Hammurabi |
Leader | Sayyid Qutb |
Faith | Platonism |
Currency | Rupee |
Animal | Quetzal |
The Territory of Deamonopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sayyid Qutb with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.307 billion Deamonopolii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammurabi. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Deamonopolae economy, worth an astonishing 25,725 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 671,557 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and colonial subjects have Deamonopolae culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deamonopolis's national animal is the Quetzal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Platonism.
Deamonopolis is ranked 268,000th in the world and 73rd in Greater Dienstad for Smartest Citizens, with 0.25 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Deamonopolis, colonial subjects have Deamonopolae culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in
Deamonopolis, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in
Deamonopolis, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
- : Following new legislation in
Deamonopolis, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in
Deamonopolis, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Sayyid Qutb's desk.
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Deamonopolis, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
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Deamonopolis, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
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Deamonopolis, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Deamonopolae Liberator".
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Deamonopolis lodged a message on the Greater Dienstad Regional Message Board.
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Deamonopolis, international trade is a sticky issue.